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Albanese's Tough on Anti-Semitism Rhetoric Rings Hollow
Anthony Albanese has taken a victory lap for safeguarding Australia from the greatest menace to Jewish safety in the southern hemisphere: Kanye West.
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A National Case of Self Harm
Does it not strike you as odd that to drive a car you must practice, practice, practice, and then pass a strictly supervised test.
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Government Trained Childcare Workers Taught Gender Identity Before Health and Safety
It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so damned scandalous
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The Australian Military Is Cooked
It’s a wonder the ADF didn’t include a recipe for Smoked Taxpayer Dollars, since that seems to be their signature dish
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ACT Proposes a Law Mandating How Much Time Dog Owners Spend With Fido
If you think this proposed law has anything to do with dogs, you’re barking up the wrong tree
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Iran Claims “Death to America” Chant Gets Lost in Translation
The President of Iran has told Tucker Carlson that when his countrymen chant “Death to America” while setting fire to the US flag, it’s not a call for…
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Israel Nominates Trump for Nobel Peace Prize, Ensuring He Never Wins It
Donald Trump was on track to win a Nobel Peace Prize … right up until he was nominated by Benjamin Netanyahu.
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Liberals Want Quotas For a Group They Are Too Afraid to Define
When women's rights collide with gender ideology, Liberal MPs dive for cover like a Greenie hearing the word “coal"
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Superman Goes Woke
In today’s Hollywood, loving America is a character flaw
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Jacinta Allan Promises to Fight Hate ... After Thinking About it For Three Days
This is what you get when postmodern politics meets moral cowardice
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Liberal MPs Solve 'Women Problem' By Agreeing to Identify as Women
Disclaimer: This is satire. No actual politicians were harmed or hormonally modified in the writing of this article.
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'Anti-Semitism Has No Place in Australia' Blah, Blah, Blah
Anthony Albanese has responded to a string of anti-semitic attacks in Melbourne over the weekend with his signature verbal shrug …
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