IOC’s Great Epiphany: Testosterone Still Works, Even in a Skirt

The International Olympic Committee is reportedly set to announce a ban on transgender women – by which I mean biological men – competing against females.

That’s right … after years of ideological contortions worthy of a gymnastics gold medal, the IOC has finally reached a conclusion that the rest of us have known for … well … ever.

Men and women are different! Really different. Who would have thought?

Honestly, it beggars belief that the International Olympic Committee needed a multi-year, multi-disciplinary scientific study to work out that men shouldn’t compete against females even after taking treatment to reduce testosterone levels

The Times reported that today that initial findings of the review had concluded …

“…scientific evidence showed there were physical advantages to being born male that remained with athletes, including those who had taken treatment to reduce testosterone levels.”

To which, 100 percent of teenagers would reply: “Der.”

That’s a scientific term meaning … “well, of course”.

An Olympic official who sat in on the presentation breathlessly told The Times …