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All cross-dressers are attention-seeking LAMs (Look At Me). I just deliberately ignore the poor souls- intentionally avoid them and look the other way (demonstrably so)

It real gives them the s..ts.

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Is this true re the pilots dress?

If so " normal" people need to fight this by NOT flying Virgin.

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Wow!! This is becoming even more ludicrous and ridiculous!!

How much more of this BS are we going to have to endure?

This is truly cringe worthy!!

Once again, your writing is exceptional James and your aim is perfect - you (once again) hit the nail on the head.

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Now imagine Top Gun (1986) wearing skirts and high heals... And that raunchy sex scene between Tom and Kelly McGillis... Sorry! I meant to say Tom, Dick and... because we are so very inclusive... Harry!

I feel the need, the need for more common sense and sanity!! Thank you James for reminding me to board a ship the next time I want to go on a holiday overseas!

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I don’t want to see your non-binary nudist anytime soon…..but here’s one, who cares: skirt or no skirt, they are still locked up in the front, ahem, as it were.

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Sep 30, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

: What do you call a weirdo, mentally unstable, cross dressing pilot? A: A pilot, you bigoted, racist, white male, heterosexual, privileged bastard.

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Sep 30, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Get me off this plane

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Sep 30, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Another madcap Friday, James. I hope the pilots choosing to cross dress have to do PD with heels. Bringing a plane down because a heel gets caught in the foot controls could be embarrassing. Thankfully preferred pronouns are not part of communication protocols otherwise more confusion caused accidents would be likely. I just hope these pilots don't suddenly identify as an eagle and decide mid flight to be their true selves by leaving the plane.

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The Woke people will not be happy until everyone in VA is dressed in drag or LGBT and then they will give them a high ESG score.

We already knew that many male flight attendants were mostly Sodomites or cross dressers, but pilots were portrayed as more heterosexual with a "free love" image in most movies.

Here again I expect to see them go broke as they go woke as most of us are not into this stuff and God condemned it too. What about our religious exemptions? Do they have normal pilots for us?

“A woman shall not wear man’s clothing, nor shall a man put on a woman’s clothing; for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God." (Deuteronomy 22: 5)

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Sep 29, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

I'm thinking of identifying as an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander.. do you think i can get away with that? It would be a hell of a lot easier to believe than putting a skirt, heels and make up on at 110kg and 6' 3"

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Sep 29, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Baaahahahaha! I love the closer!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sep 29, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

I wonder what will happen if a case of misgedering or incorrect personal pronouns happens with the tower?

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Sep 29, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Reading your articles gives me encouragement that there are a few clear-minded, clear-eyed journalists in Australia. Thanks for the laugh this morning 😂

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Sep 29, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Quality James.

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What in world is this all about????🙄

For heavens sake STOP the BS!!😤

Put your darn Pilots uniform, Slacks ON.

Pilots are respected ,leave the skirts to "Hosties"..

This could blow up in your corporate face VIRGIN.

Selling your sole to this lot is a bad move..

RULES ARE RULES.

UNIFORMS ARE UNIFORNS!!!!!!😤😤

HOW does a uniform define ones ability to call MAYDAY???🙄😡

Management are a JOKE !!!😡😡

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Sep 29, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Guess l won't be flying anywhere in the near future, l think l need to make myself a cup of tea, take a Bex and have a good lie down after reading this. 🤣 have a great day James ❤🙏

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