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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

You can put sparkles on a turd…but it’s still a, you know. What was I sayin’?

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

Omgosh! Read this out loud to my family. So many laughs. And yet, so sad at the same time

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

Howard University is obviously ‘taking the Mickey out of ‘ PhDs or they are creating uni doctorates full of comedic relief and satire. Pres. Joe with progressive cognitive decline awarded a PhD for … “sound analytical intellect”, too, too funny James. 🤣🤣

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

Biden to Kamala about his recent PhD: “Its about time,my grand daughter has a PhD in arts, my daughter has two degrees in communication and journalism and my son is a low life, drug taking, crook.”

Kamala: Yeah, you really should kick him out!”

Biden: “Nah… he is the only one who makes any money.”

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

Always good to wake up to what you write and start the day with laughter. Love it!

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

Only a few short years ago we were the laughing stock of the world (fights over toilet paper in the supermarket) but it seems the US has by far superseded us. They seem to be constantly in the media for all the wrong reasons 🤦🏼‍♀️

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

Just a question why were the academics all black up there with now Dr Joe? Sound analytic intellect is too funny, James. Is is he’s ability to wreck economies?

Or is his ability to embroil us in an un winnable war... ? silly me - that’s what all presidents of the US do except President Trump? Or is his ability to divide his country permanently?

Too ridiculous.

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Say what?!!!

Nothing like cheapening the legitimate degrees by actual clever hardworking people

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

'Intellectual acumen of an over-ripe banana peel' haha!

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

The craziness of this world is great. It is a wealth of material for you James, which must have you rubbing your hands with glee and your followers doing the same in anticipation of your humorous take on the absurdity of the world around us.

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May 19Liked by James Macpherson

Now Dr Biden, JR. joins the esteemed ranks of doctor- just like that other murdering bumbling despot Field Marshall Doctor Idi Amin CBE (conqueror of the British Empire)

But let’s hope he doesn’t add that other post nominal Amin awarded himself- President for Life. But when it comes to doctorates, I like Victor Borge’s take on the PhD- it’s a phttttt!

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CV still worth ZERO

🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Ouch! And very accurate

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We ordinarily receive a doctorate for supervised academic achievement, and usually pay considerably to gain the qualification. Big zero for Joe as far as that goes. Other worthwhile achievements? Well, he’s an aged politician……….

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Such a tragedy the the once most powerful nation is “led” by a complete goose.

If only Thomas Sowell had had an inclination to be the first black POTUS...

Brilliant piece James... 😂😂

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Whats wrong with making him a Dr??

That stupid blond school drop out Greta T, who is always on about climate change was recently given a Dr of Divinity by the University in Finland.

2 nurses yesterday told me the Albanese Govt will keep their election promise to put a nurse in all old peoples nursing homes by creating more nurses. How will they do this when there is already a shortage of nurses for hospitals? Easy. All lowly trained enrolled nurses can do a simple online course rather than a Uni course and become registered nurses. ie lower the education standard required to be a nurse.

Why not follow the same idea for school teachers to solve the teacher shortage. Anyone who can not read or count but would like to be a school teacher, just does a short online course and gets promoted and employed as a teacher. No uni study or Dip ED required.

While on Doctorates, out ignorant Federal Treasurer is also a Dr. Not earnt on any real subject but on writing about Paul Keating as there PM.

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