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One of the commentaries in the US said that the aims of the American Communist Party were on the federal records, one of which was to make art ugly.

I think they’ve succeeded!

One of Australia’s prominent artists, Hector Gilliland, originally painted some beautiful impressionist paintings, but then he went on to become a minimalist painter.

Given a ruler and a felt pen, I’m sure I could come up with a ‘masterpiece’ like he did!

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Went to Museum of Modern Art in London and saw paintings that were simply white canvases!!!

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Paintings??? 🤣🤣🤣

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Maybe used a white spray can?

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When is your next stand up comedy session?

It is not only pigs that drink beer, I put it in the garden to drown slugs.

If Dan fell down that step onto the grass I doubt he would get injured.

Footballers get tackled into this sort of turf, by large lumps of men and get up and play on twenty times a game in NRL.

I tend to believe the rumor that his neighbour got stuck into him for touching his daughter.

I also heard that he was the drunk driver (like the pig he is) and got out, put his sober wife in the drivers seat and walked home so he would not get tested. The police did everything in both cases to cover up as he put his mate in charge of them. The same thing happened to my son. On his way home our local Labor man turned straight across him into his driveway and he was not able to stop before colliding into the side of his land rover. He got out and started to blame him for the accident, but luckily there were witnesses. Labor is famous for it, "Don't you know who I am?"

How do they know this lot of coloured tape is a real Mondrian?

If you look at his other works they have some sort of balance of shapes, colours and design.

This is just someone with some leftover rolls that is trying to copy his style.

It has none of the marks of an original and if they don't know which way is up it obviously has no signature on the bottom left hand corner like all his other works.

It is good to be able to watch this on TV while you and Rowan make us all laugh.

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Ha ha. The way the chairman of Victoriastan is standing in press conference and baldly denying these issues is breathtaking. Surely he cannot be voted back in?

What a boring piece of art. Visits to galleries today are fraught with difficulties.

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A picture tells a thousand words

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What can I say we need a miracle to overturn the Andrew’s gov in Vic will it be the election or will he do it to himself...I cannot see the Libs beating him because they are better like the Labour Party in the fed election it maybe a tide of dissatisfaction which defeats Andrew’s but it will need to be more than a tide but a blue Lib Tsunami...there are no Teals taking seats funded by elites either...if he remains premier I cannot see any IBAC proceedings resulting in anything... my goodness it may be up to that dumb bike accident or something losing his seat or something else which may topple him...after all the lockdown and vaccine mandate and mask madness this guy should be out on his ear but he is likely to win...we need a Godsend to change what is most unlikely! People are going to QLD and Tassie in droves fearing another term of Andrew’s or they have just had enough.

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Thanks James,

In a world were fiction often prevails, you remind us how easy it is to believe that introducing intermittent energy to a grid will lower the price of electricity.

It's a fantasy, completely inconsistent with science, however, if the media and politicians say it often enough perhaps it can become "true".

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Good Morning, James. Thanks again for a morning laugh 😂 Have a great day!

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Oh you have been amused! Are you sure that tape isn’t painted tape? If it was then i actually think it would be clever. Unattractive, but clever! Haha

Drunk pigs? Imagine those methane emissions!

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The ‘stairs’ have been a topic of disbelief in my circles. Without exceptions all had visualised them as a very substantial staircase. Who would have thought!!!

Every day it seems another media expose in the life of Dan, where the master of deflection goes into sneering overdrive. Like a well used frying pan that’s had far too much heat; which event in Dan’s life will finally see the Teflon completely peel off, exposing the myriad lies and corruption.

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Such fresh, funny and wry comments.

These days, I'm so glad to be a Christian too.

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The Andrews stairs, "they were this big". Maybe he had one too many glasses of his posh whiskey and didn't remember as he seems to not remember a lot of incidents very well. " A boy on a bike ran into me" Really Dan? He threw himself at your windscreen did he? The police accidentally forgot to breathalyse the driver Mrs A. There are some serious corruption issues in Vic. If the Victorian people don't give this bloke the flick they are fools.

Art for Arts sake. The mind boggles as to what is considered Art. The trailblazers like Monet and Van Gough had skill and talent and broke the rules. Anyone can call themselves an artist but it doesn't necessarily mean they have any talent. Some of the work I have seen in exhibitions and galleries is revolting, along with the asking price. I do art so I get it regarding the need for creative expression but some of my stuff is just crap and stays in the studio, other artists should do the same.

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