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Hilarious! Once again you have followed your nose to get on the scent of the best stories James!

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Hahahaa what a hoot-er.

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They sure did James- but funny anyway 😁

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Well done, James. More dad jokes than a father's day convention. They have to watch out when introducing him to others if he says, pleased to meat you😁

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James, you need to lay off the dad jokes as there were tooooo many in this article.

I don't have a problem with vegetarians, vegans, paleos, gluten free, kosher, etc. as I cant drink coffee so I have hot chocolate and I like dark chocolate to eat. I try to eat lots of fruit and vegetables and will only eat meat every second day if that often.

Everything in moderation and don't get uptight about food at all, after all if you were starving you would probably eat grass like the North Korean peasants do every time they have a famine.

For life is more than food, and the body more than clothing. Food is for the stomach and the stomach is for food, but God will do away with both of them.

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LOL That's hilarious James. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Good one,James.

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🤣🤣🤣

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What a hilarious piece 🤣🤣James I could not stop laughing at your brilliant play on words. thank you 😊 you made my day.

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That is a scream!!!!! I love it

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Haha hilarious!

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Cauliflower ears!

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Oh dear, dad joke diarrhoea

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I’m taking medication for it

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It's not working 😂

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James you are hilarious!

Nostrildamus predictions 2023: World War III, Mars landing, celestial fire and nasal consumption!

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Well played David, well played!

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Dougie used to work for Tyson Food Company, Mike Tyson v Evander Holyfield 1997 "the bite fight". Now it all makes sense, Evander Holyfield was the other driver.🥊

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Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

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