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John Coe's avatar

This is simply a wonderful take on the stupidity of it all. My view for quite some time has been - Australian cricket - who cares?

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Bob Johns's avatar

I suppose the luvies will want a softer ball(to match their spine )and bowl under arm as well

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John Allen's avatar

James a national disgrace. Counsellors make things worse than they already are. Do they want them to drop even more catches?

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peter grace's avatar

Cricket is just a game and if you keep dropping catches you will get dropped from the team.

If they are the best we have and they lose then we just have to accept it.

The voice is a no tonight, but if there is a way for Konnech to turn it around they will scrape through with a bit of voter fraud. I seems a bit too far gone at this stage and even Albo has given up, so the No vote may yet win legally.

Winning is all done in preparation and concentration. Albo has to accept the blame for starting at 60% yes and ending with 40%. He had no answers when the questions were asked.

If you want some psychologist to help it needs to be before the game, not after it.

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Emz's avatar

There there nothing like a bex and good lie down 🙄🙄

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Phil Sears's avatar

Can’t use the old sandpaper on this one boys.

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Karen Johns's avatar

😂😂😂 I think it’s time to pick a new name to use before I get depressed and need counselling 🤔😂

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Janelle Menzies's avatar

What a bunch of sooks. Highly paid and overrated. The elite sportsmen of today haven't got any ticker. No wonder they are losing.

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Isabel Bromfield's avatar

What a joke, these are grown men. As you said you need counselling to recover from their loses. How many other adults will need counselling?

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Peg Forbes's avatar

Says a lot about the Australian cricket team and the Board 🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣

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Sue Ferguson's avatar

Oh, and boys, don't forget to go to the bathroom before you leave the house!! James are you sure this is real? I'm laughing my head off - sure helps to bring some smiles to a week full of tears over Israel.

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Burnie Jim's avatar

Oh boy. Just think of the sledging on the field, especially from the Poms. They will love this.

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brian troy's avatar

Who is going to give counselling to the NO Volunteers if the YES wins. Academic question

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Sabina Pichler's avatar

Can you hear my eyes rolling....?

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Christine's avatar

Unbelievable!!!! Good Grief!

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Jillian Stirling's avatar

Hilarious, James. What a bunch of snowflakes!! More reasons to not watch any sport but especially cricket!!

You took another one for the team!!!

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