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My singing group are currently rehearsing Pretty Woman (as well as other great songs) - guess I'll have to change the lyrics to your brilliant rendition James so that we can be politically correct - stop the world - I WANT TO GET OFF!!

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Perhaps the CWA should adjust to the times and call itself "Country Women's & Cervix Owners Association"

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People with wings, people with rooster combs, people with antlers should make regular appointments for their health checks with their local veterinary.

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Not having a cervix myself I was intrigued by your article. Changing that department myself I satisfied myself that they were indeed well deserving of the collective noun 'idiots. I am afraid I couldn't help myself, I offered a complaint:

"From your Website: 14 November 2023 - The National Cervical Screening Program aims to prevent cervical cancer with regular testing. The Cervical Screening Test looks for human papillomavirus (HPV). The program targets women and people with a cervix from 25 to 74 years of age."

Search | Australian Government Department of Health and Aged Care

"Your programme targets women AND people with a cervix.....what utter nonsense. Your programme targets women. Full Stop. What bloody fools do you employ at your department?"

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Can a cervix be bought from an adult shop? If a man wants a cervix, perhaps he can get one there.

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In a plain brown paper bag

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Omg - can’t believe what I’m seeing ! This is ridiculous!!!

I’m shaking my head again

But a very funny article lol

Just a side note - I might need a MRI scan soon - but of my neck - because I keep shaking my head.

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The surgery designed to produce a man with a vagina does not, and cannot, produce a cervix or any of the other female organs.

Therefore the term “people with a cervix” specifically refers to women, and not to men pretending to be women.

It is an exclusive term referring to actual women, and therefore it is an even greater insult, because it is a bureaucrat’s way of attempting to include “men pretending to be women” in the group “women”, whereas actual women are in their own new group called “people with a cervix”.

Maybe we should return the compliment and accept the term “people with a cervix” as part of the general group “women”. The other subset of the group would be “people with a hairy vagina”.

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But if a woman was born without a cervix that makes her a man in our woke circus and he must use the pronoun "they".

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I want to know where all the feminists have gone?? They should be screaming from the rooftops. Don’t they understand womankind is actually being cancelled 😡

Next they’ll take away the vote and we’ll all be wearing burkas.

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Very clever. But very worrying. I thought this had been dealt with because I think that the original piece of nanny stating had just ‘ people with a cervix’, from memory. After a stink was raised they must have added women. The absurdity just grows.

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I recently received a letter from an organisation with "she/her" typed beside the person's name - in the same place that you used to see the person's title, "Mr/Mrs/Ms/Dr/Professor etc!

It's a new world out there!!

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Every time you write to Pollie their minion has true preferred pronouns next to their name. 🙄

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Kings, queens and the popes have referred to themselves as "We" for centuries.

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"Women and People"??? So what are women if they aren't people???

It would seem that in the woke world, you have two choices: You can either erase women as women by simply saying 'People with a Cervix'. Or you can erase women as women and as human beings by saying 'Women and People with a Cervix'. These nutcases have chosen the latter option.

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As with so much you write, very funny, but oh so terribly sad James. What a state we are in.

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Oh Mac!, poor Mac! 😂 I worry you’ll do yourself an injury one of these days , I can just imagine you rolling around in laughter as you write this stuff!! The things you come up with 😂 but this is pure gold!! 🤣

Wonder how many more songs we can re-write 🤔

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You are screamingly funny, James

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Mark Butler is the Minister for Health and Aged Care and I wonder if this was his idea, or did he endorse and approve of it?

Regardless, he is at the top of the tree and has to wear the stupidity of the statement and once again we have another failure by this woke, moronic government.

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And people who write this (make this stuff up?)drivel up are paid public servants,university educated ? who actually f---ing breathe? and breed? and actually get PAID for this garbage? Iwonder if I am too old to emigrate to another planet as I sure as hell dont belong here with this mob of brain dead maggots ruining this country.

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Seems Mark Butler has the polarity of the battery between his ears reversed.

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‘Individuals with a cerebral cortex might want to completely ignore the Department of Health and Aged Care’s website.’ 😂😂😂 Well said James!

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Love this line

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