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They are both working for the same cabal, so all they need to do is organize their protests and parades so they don't get in each other's way.

This turned out to promote the opposite of both parties.

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Hahahaha! Pick me up off the floor I laughed so hard. Mind blowingly unbelievable events!

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No words...just no words....except these words...oops! More words about no words....

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James, you seriously deserve journalism of the year award for this piece. Aside from being the most engaging, hilarious and awkward event I have seen written about, you have struck gold my friend. There is so much in this world that creates pain and suffering, it makes it difficult for us to smile at times. However two minority groups duking it out in a mainstreet, requiring police attendance for a farcical attempt to be politically correct just highlights how insane this world really is becoming. So funny but so sad that such a nothing event clouds the real issues that we are dealing with. One ironic fact in all of this is that everything that we do in this world is affected/ transported by diesel in some way which is taxed at several stages and without it the world economy will collapse because it is impossible for electric to do what diesel does.

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The place is going ‘nuts’, or are the nuts disappearing??

Always amused with your perspective James.

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So good! “ How does a queer climate snake eating its own glitter tail help anybody?” is the best.

Gives me flashback to sour worms.

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James, I am recovering from a fractured shoulder and the hilarity of this article is making me sore when I laugh! This is up there with the best of your best. Methinks it’s time for another book. Keep up your wonderful perspective of this crazy world:)

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Good one, James although I had to go back and reread the article to make sense out of the nonsensical behaviour and comments of all involved.

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🤯

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How long did it take for them to find the non binary police,or were they already marching to the same beat?

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👏🤣 That's hilarious James!!

I guess the most alarming thing I picked up from that fabulously entertaining piece of writing this morning is that "United Airlines" were sponsoring the Pride march!🤦‍♀️

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So hilarious James. Oh and so are you. LOL

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Well...what a pickle the police and Sadiq Khan are in.. What happens next time? Road users only have to identify as non binary or furries and the climate fools are moved on?

Isn’t Sadiq Khan a Muslim? It is surprising to me that his Muslim communities let him have pride events.

Isn’t it just delicious to see the left eat other?

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Brilliant! Loved this read, thank you for the laughs, very clever!

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Isn’t it funny how much power the alphabet people wield, people are stuck for hours when climate change protesters do a sit in, yet the police are no where to be found, however a pride event and viola cops in action

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I was thinking that too. So fascinating how police can show up only at certain times and to certain events. And yet they can be hard to find for the ordinary citizen in trouble. I think back to February last year in Wellington, Noo Zild, where there were hundreds of police to remove the people from the Freedom Camp at parliament - people protesting the mandates, and those jab injured, and who lost their jobs etc. And yet when Posie Parker came in Auckland in March, the police basically stood by while an angry mob shut down her meeting and hounded and physically assaulted those present to hear her talk and to talk themselves.

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Isn’t it funny ( sarcasm) they allow what they want and stop what they don’t want

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Perhaps the police were torn, not knowing which group to join

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More likely they will join the letters queers and get a special large clothing allowance added to their pay, courtesy of the long suffering tax payers as they do in Victoria.

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😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

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