The Greens Are a Stain on the Australian Senate

And you can't change my mind

Adam Bandt has jumped in a canoe made from petrochemicals while wearing a wetsuit made from petrochemicals to protest petrochemicals.

Oh, and the Greens leader is clearly counting on a lifejacket made from petrochemicals to save his life.

The irony is as thick as Bandt is dense.

Is there a politician in this country stupider than the leader of the Greens?

Well as it turns out, yes.

The robin to Bandt’s batman is even dafter. And we’ll get to her in just a moment.

But first, the nation’s chief climate catastrophist joined 3000 of his fellow bedwetters to block the Port of Newcastle at the weekend.

Where are those nuclear subs when you need them?

Where's a tsunami when we need one?

Actually, where’s a shark with a laser beam attached to its head when you need one?

The Greens leader should have paddled “from the river to the sea”, as he is so fond of saying, and stayed there.

We all know the Greens are green on the outside, Hamas on the inside.

But we also know Bandt is not serious.

If he was serious, he would have been bobbing about off the coast of Newcastle in a log.