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The last nosebleed I had was when I was 21.

Does that mean I hit menopause early?!!! Lol !!! 😜

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The Emperor had no clothes...

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Men can bleed, it’s a true statement.

Just normally it’s not a condition suitable for tampon treatment. Stitches and bandages will be needed.

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Apologies if this comment offends anyone:

"BLOODY HELL"........

We should be just ignoring these idiots!!

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the closest men come to having periods is hemorrhoids

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Again thanks James just love the humour. I watch this interview with Macy Maxson (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwK4hRH6A28&t=1039s) its worth a listen. She actual was accused of "lying" and “lead children to think that only women can have periods”. This is nuts. She is lying, really. I get corporates pushing, sorry marketing this garbage, they think $$$$$$$$ but then most haven't woken (pun intended) up to "Go woke Go broke" yet but your average joe blow. That is scary.

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OMG... I would have given anything not to endure monthly periods.

Leaking all over my brand new white jeans, stomach cramps, pads, tampons, etc.

Please, let me be a male so I don't have to put up with all this!

Oh, no, sorry, that's not going to work!

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Thanks for sharing the “bleeding truth!” Seriously! How did this all get so complicated and how come smart people can be so delusional! Funny to read though 👏👏

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Oh my goodness ...how will these poor "men" cope with bladder prolapse and hysterectomies after giving birth to multiple babies???

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🤦🏼‍♀️

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Thank goodness for Macy Maxson!

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

The lying is breathtaking. Only women menstruate and can have babies and breastfeed. That is at the eternal truth. God made a man and then a woman and surprise, surprise they had children who went on to propagate the human race till Noah and then God started again but still with men and women again. We reap a whirlwind when we lie about biology.

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NO WORDS!!!🙄🤔

You wonder why/ how our illiteracy rates are so high?

This crap is possibly in our classroom.

Go figure this BS . 😤😤😤😤😤😤

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Good on Macy. We must all continue to apply logic and facts to these ridiculous delusions. There is something really sinister about this companies who are trying to erase women.

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Great piece James on the complete insanity of normative social influence. When I read your satirical, hilarious articles I have this constant visual (probably from the 1930’s) of a white van, men, (yes they definitely were) in white coats alight with a strait jacket in hand. The deluded person would be taken to a place for er.....treatment. Shocking! it certainly was.

Now these deluded people are lauded for a fantasy of their making.

‘WOE to those who call evil good and and good evil. Who put darkness for light and light for darkness’ - God’s truth

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by James Macpherson

Thank you again, James for trying to bring a little sanity back into this insane world. One of your funniest yet 😂

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Thanks Ruth

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