Submarines Won't Run on Choof

The Greens insist we don't need nuclear powered subs. What are they smoking?

The Greens have been smoking weed again.

Their NSW Senator David Shoebridge reckons Australia’s plan to acquire nuclear submarines is only going to escalate tensions in the region.

Well, we do know how the Greens love their grass.

Rather than arm ourselves, Mr Shoebridge said Australia should invest in public housing and just sort of, you know, chat with the Chinese Communist Party. Maybe over a reefer.

Ni Hao!

Shoebridge tweeted:

“Australia's push to join the nuclear sub club is already causing unrest with our regional allies & adds fire to a growing arms race.

Guess what, the Chinese Communist Party have said exactly the same thing. What do you know … the Australian Greens and the Chinese Communists Party singing from the same songbook.

Shoebridge continued …

“Labor is mortgaging our future to stoke regional tensions with a dangerous escalation in defence spending.”

The Greens do like their choof.

China’s military build up is the largest of any country since the end of World War II.

The CCP use trade to punish Australia, have infiltrated our government and public service with surveillance cameras, have bought influence with our Pacific neighbours and have publicly said they will retake democratic Taiwan, by force if necessary.

The Greens don’t say a word about any of that. No time. Too busy toking.

But the moment the Australian Defence Force decides to invest in some sort of deterrent, the Greens insist it is we who are stoking tensions and dangerously escalating things.

Chill out man, and pass the hashish.

Shoebridge said the Australian government’s deal to procure nuclear powered submarines from the US “forces us into an arms race that escalates tensions in our region, making us all less safe”.

It’s kind of cute how Shoebridge imagines we don’t have to be involved in an arms race.

It’s dangerous how Shoebridge imagines that being able to defend ourselves makes us less safe.

He describes our alliance with the US and the UK as “reckless”.

No, that was the Greens alliance with Lidia Thorpe. But I digress.

Shoebridge reckons the decision to partner with our allies in procuring nuclear submarines “fundamentally compromises Australia’s sovereignty”.

Wait until he sees what a Chinese invasion will do for Australia’s sovereignty!

Whatever.

I can feel that Mary Jane really starting to kick in now.

Shoebridge is on a roll …

“The great majority of Australians want a government focused on de-escalation, peace and critical domestic services,” he said.

And just how will Australians ensure peace with an aggressive, expansionist communist empire that needs coal, uranium and space, all three of which we have in abundance but are presently unable to defend?

I suppose we could send Mr Shoebridge to Beijing. Adam Bandt could go too.

Xi Jinping would be shaking in his boots.

At least Lidia Thorpe was kinda scary. But even she was too smart to remain part of the Greens.

I don’t know what Lucy Turnbull has been smoking, but whatever it is, the Greens will be keen for some of it when their own stash of devil’s lettuce runs out.

The former Prime Minister’s wife tweeted:

Lucy Turnbull AO💉 @LucyTurnbull_AO

Big week for #Aukus and massive new defence expenditure. Debt burden on our children and grandchildren will be huge. What will they say to us in 20 years about what was decided today, I wonder…They might be happier if we have turned the tide on disruptive climate change. And… https://t.co/af5UVQu2JY

Ah yes, disruptive climate change. I’ve always wondered how the Turnbull’s cope, owning a mansion right on Sydney Harbor where rising sea levels will surely inundate them at any moment now.

Lucy reckons her childen’s children will wish, 20 years from now, that instead of defending the country from Communist China we had defended the country from carbon dioxide.

Dinkie Dow anyone?

I hope Lucy’s grand kids appreciate the weather under totalitarian rule.

If we don’t defend ourselves against China, Lucy’s children’s children will be working for the Chinese Communist Party in a coal mine.

And the only thing lapping at the Turnbull’s waterfront mansion will be tears of laughter from the CCP official who now resides there and still can’t get over Lucy’s husband wanting to spend hundreds of billions of dollars on French subs powered by diesel.

One of Lucy’s twitter followers, agreeing wholeheartedly with Lucy’s insistence that we fight climate change rather than Chinese communists predicted:

“If Teals oppose the sub deal, I expect Greens and Teals to form the next government.”

That’s some high grade dope, right there.