Secret Service Director Resigns
Maybe Coca-Cola is hiring?
United States Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has resigned her position.
Coca-Cola must be hiring.
The announcement came nine days after Donald Trump was shot in the ear by a sniper crouched on a dangerously sloped roof.
No-one is sure why Cheatle resigned, but it couldn’t have happened to a better DEI appointee.
Cheatle, who had previously worked for Pepsi, had given her agents a rating of “A” for their performance on the day Trump was shot in the head.
One can only imagine that if Trump had died, she would have given her agents an A+.
It wasn’t like it was her fault that a 20-year-old numpty had outsmarted the entire Secret Service. It could have happened to any Secret Service director with orders to treat Trump’s safety with all the attention to detail of an Afghanistan withdrawal.
The good news, of course, is that with Cheatle gone, the Biden administration can finally appoint someone qualified to do the job.
People of colour should apply immediately. And special consideration will be given to lesbians and/or transgendered people.
Experience in successfully stopping assassination attempts is obviously not necessary.
A perfect example of what can happen when gender quotas take precedence over selecting the best person for a position, especially when it is for the safety and protection of the leaders of the Western World.
She is still not off the hook by resigning. There are many questions yet to be answered.
Numpty? Yes.
The questioning by Congress was brutal.
Bipartisan.
With all the lying and the political games going on in Washington I can’t help but wonder if we’re being played 🤔
Cynical? You bet I am.