Nuclear Reaction Proves We Are Governed By Imbeciles

When Labor won the 2022 election, newly installed Prime Minister Anthony Albanese assured the country we would have a government “run by adults”.

At which point his deputy Richard Marles chimed in …

“This country is under new management. There's a serious group of people in charge.”

I’m laughing already and I haven’t even started on the jokes yet.

Let’s see how Labor’s adulting is going …

The meme, pictured above, was being circulated by Government MPs last week warning that if we embrace nuclear power - as 31 other countries have done - people in the regions will need to wear gas masks.

And don’t even think about going fishing in Lake Macquarie if Peter Dutton wins the next election.

According to Government MP, Dan Repacholi, all the fish will have multiple eyes, just like they do in the US.

And in the UK.

And in France, Japan, South Korea, Finland and Belgium.

And in China, Russia, India, Ukraine, Spain, Sweden, Pakistan, Hungry, Switzerland and the UAE.

As well as in Argentina, Mexico, South Africa, Brazil, Romania, Taiwan, Bulgaria, Iran, Armenia, Netherlands, Slovenia, Belarus, Slovakia and Czech.

You get the idea.

The caption reads:

“What fishing in Lake Macquarie will look like with Peter Dutton’s risky nuclear power plants”

This is what you get when you have politicians whose only preparation for a national policy debate is watching re-runs of The Simpsons.

Victorian Labor Premier Jacinta Allan took the three-eyed fish meme a step further, adding green-glowing sticks of uranium bobbing menacingly in the water off the beach at Gippsland …

I thought the dog on the pier with 18 eyes was a nice touch.

I know what you’re thinking. How does anyone top that?

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Employment Minister Andrew Leigh …

Leigh went for a local angle, using a three-eyed Koala to illustrate what will befall our national bear if Dutton ascends to The Lodge.

I wonder what our Five Eyes partners think of the government’s hysteria over three-eyed Koalas!

The caption read …

“Is this what Peter Dutton wants Blinky Bill to look like in 50 years?

Blinky Bill has more chance of dying because his habitat has been destroyed to make way for a wind farm than he does of dying from radiation.

Question … is the Employment Minister saying nuclear power is completely unsafe to power our homes but perfectly safe to power our submarines?

Anyway, give me a three-eyed koala over a two-faced Prime Minister anyway!

The ACTU warned that nuclear power will send your family dog full retard …

Obviously an education isn’t a prerequisite for joining a union. Then again, using a picture of a tardigrade for such an anti-science take is peak elitism.

I’ve seen some bad attempts at scare campaigns in my 53 years, but this is up there!

Energy Minister Chris Bowen went for a Disney themed argument against the Opposition’s nuclear energy plan …

I’m not sure the Bowen meme worked. Most people just assumed the Dwarfs - wasteful, leaky, dodgy, slow, clunky, risky and costly, were Labor front benchers.

By the way - and I kid you not - in a seperate post Chris ‘Little Golden Book’ Bowen tweeted of the Coalition “these are not serious people”.

Honestly, you couldn’t make this stuff up!

Bowen’s lame-ass Disney meme is proof positive that the Left just can’t meme - even in 2024.

A real meme looks more like this …

THAT’S how you meme!

Labor MP Stephen Jones made me laugh with these two memes on the same day. See if you can spot the irony …

First he posted this …

The image made me laugh, but just take note that Nuclear is “too expensive”. Got it? Okay, on the same day he posts this …

What is the Government’s one-off $300 energy rebate but an admission that THEIR policy has made electricity … wait for it … “too expensive”?!

Idiots.

Speaking of idiots, check out this beauty for the geniuses at the Australian Manufacturing Workers Union. They captioned the post …

“Our collective future is at stake”

Nuclear power doesn’t just cut carbon emissions, it replaces carbon emissions with cancer causing emissions that will turn Australia into a dystopian hellhole where only those wearing hazmat suits and gas masks will survive.

But they went next level when they produced this mere …

Is that a nuclear reactor with a mushroom cloud in the background?

Hahahaha

“Who’s going to insure the nuclear power plants?”

Gee, I don’t know.

Probably the same people who will insure the facilities where our nuclear subs dock?!?!?!

Morons.

Labor share these memes in the mistaken belief that we’ll laugh with them.

Not even close.

Mr Albanese, we’re laughing AT you.