MICROSOFT has unveiled the latest gay Pride flag. The Pride flag has had more updates than Windows, so it makes sense that Bill Gates team have had a got at it.
If you add all the colours and view it from a large distance it looks like poop, i.e. dull brown.
If you put them all on a wheel and spin it quickly it appears white.
This is the problem when you add too many colours or too much information, the message of the forest gets lost in the trees.
Now where is the frog?
When you make a flag you need to keep it simple stupid so people can understand what it means!
What they are really trying to do is to get us upset so we will be divided one against another. Then they will be able to control us with their hypnotic suggestions and we will all be zombies.
That is so funny James. That "flag" is definitely mazing and will definitely cause epilepsy, but if it can stay on the event horizon of the black hole while it is waiting to be absorbed into oblivion, then maybe this will signal the end
My eyes are still sore after that, but it doesn't matter because I'm still laughing! Thanks James! 🤣
That will be a problem for preschoolers to colour in on queer craft day - they didn’t think about that!
Stick with 'I digress' it's your signature and the context gives the nuance !
I actually like it when you say... I digress!
Don’t even joke about L,G,B,T buttons. You just know someone will see it and think that’s a great idea. 😮💨😮💨
And you just know the T will override all other buttons.
A Microsoft spokesman said:
“The reality is that every gamer deserves the right to be seen and heard.”
That explains why most of them spend their days and nights locked in a bedroom or in mum's basement playing Call of Duty.
LOL
"Maverique"
That's gold. Who comes up with this stuff?
If you add all the colours and view it from a large distance it looks like poop, i.e. dull brown.
If you put them all on a wheel and spin it quickly it appears white.
This is the problem when you add too many colours or too much information, the message of the forest gets lost in the trees.
Now where is the frog?
When you make a flag you need to keep it simple stupid so people can understand what it means!
What they are really trying to do is to get us upset so we will be divided one against another. Then they will be able to control us with their hypnotic suggestions and we will all be zombies.
That is so funny James. That "flag" is definitely mazing and will definitely cause epilepsy, but if it can stay on the event horizon of the black hole while it is waiting to be absorbed into oblivion, then maybe this will signal the end
That was a good laugh for the morning.
Now I have to find out what some of those ridiculous words mean.
Brilliant. I particularly liked "It makes it appear as though all the colors are being pulled into a black hole - which would be a good start." 🤣
Just a thought, perhaps it's time for Elon to purchase Microsoft. (Not that I total trust him either time will tell)
"The Microsoft gay Pride flag is what you see when you travel at Woke speed …" love it.
I wonder how long it will be before someone is offended that their new group is not represented in the flag!
I looked at this flag and just felt confusion…oh wait…they are confused. It’s a great flag for confused people.
You're giving them ideas now.
If those buttons change...🤣🤣
Please keep using the words “I DIGRESS”. I use them now and it makes me sound more clever than I actually am. Thank you 🤣👍🏽
Haha ... if that's what you've got going for you Matt, you're in real trouble! :)
Agree! 👍