The insanity from the Andrews govt. is never ending. Chief Heat Officer & minions, perhaps it’s another way to bloat out the Public Service even further, which equates to more votes for Dan. This morning it was 7 degrees how about a Chief Icey-cold Officer 🥶?? What else can he conjure up?
0h yes! we have the Department of Families and Fairness (Dan’s that is) etc, now just waiting with bated breath for the ‘Ministry of Truth’ (Dan’s that is).
Oct 7, 2022·edited Oct 7, 2022Liked by James Macpherson
I am loving your sense of humour James. I suspect the Melbourne city councillors may very well be cooked... or maybe a bit baked. The problem in the cities is all the hard heat absorbing & reflective surfaces. I expect to see the Officers of the Heat out planting trees and establishing green walls on every building. But wait... that might mean some solar panels will miss out on valuable sunshine to create precious electricity to run air-conditioning to fight the heat. 🤔
I would also add that trees and vegetation help absorb all that nasty CO2 (plant food), they are so afraid of.
As if Melbourne wasn't already the laughing stock of the world.
Schools have recently started terrorising kids that the sun is the enemy. Every single day they post a UV rating and kids have to wear hats, even in term 3. My weather report said low UV, (2) but the DETs one said high (6). I understand being sun-smart, but this is madness.
I think 'they' realise the sun that God created has such life giving and healing properties that they need to sheild everyone from it to keep us sick and fearful. Remember when eggs were the enemy? And butter?
My husband Farmer Geoff (just in from milking), said perhaps they will be given special powers to initiate/force lockdowns. Heat officers can then say "it's too hot today, everyone is going into lockdown". Expletives have been removed.
Thanks for the laugh James but then I thought, how does such a strange thought enter somebodies brain that the world needs heat officers, and then announce it as a serious thought?
The Gold coast used to have ‘Hot Officers’ they were also called ‘Meter Maids’.
Brilliant, as usual, James! Thanks for keeping our spirits up in this insane world 🤙🤗🤙
The insanity from the Andrews govt. is never ending. Chief Heat Officer & minions, perhaps it’s another way to bloat out the Public Service even further, which equates to more votes for Dan. This morning it was 7 degrees how about a Chief Icey-cold Officer 🥶?? What else can he conjure up?
0h yes! we have the Department of Families and Fairness (Dan’s that is) etc, now just waiting with bated breath for the ‘Ministry of Truth’ (Dan’s that is).
Sally (Crapp ,whoooops my mistake)Capp, needs replacing ,
Pork barrelling MCC. 🙄🙄🙄
Ah James, you are a delight, endorphins overload this morning, thanks my friend, have a great weekend 🤣🤣🤣❤🙏
Brilliant! It reminds me of King Canute trying to control the tide
I love reading your articles, they make so much sense and your sense of humour is brilliant.
I am loving your sense of humour James. I suspect the Melbourne city councillors may very well be cooked... or maybe a bit baked. The problem in the cities is all the hard heat absorbing & reflective surfaces. I expect to see the Officers of the Heat out planting trees and establishing green walls on every building. But wait... that might mean some solar panels will miss out on valuable sunshine to create precious electricity to run air-conditioning to fight the heat. 🤔
I would also add that trees and vegetation help absorb all that nasty CO2 (plant food), they are so afraid of.
As if Melbourne wasn't already the laughing stock of the world.
Schools have recently started terrorising kids that the sun is the enemy. Every single day they post a UV rating and kids have to wear hats, even in term 3. My weather report said low UV, (2) but the DETs one said high (6). I understand being sun-smart, but this is madness.
I think 'they' realise the sun that God created has such life giving and healing properties that they need to sheild everyone from it to keep us sick and fearful. Remember when eggs were the enemy? And butter?
My husband Farmer Geoff (just in from milking), said perhaps they will be given special powers to initiate/force lockdowns. Heat officers can then say "it's too hot today, everyone is going into lockdown". Expletives have been removed.
Will they need an anthem,a voice.Maybe come on baby light my fire.That may help open a few Doors.
If the “Heat Nazi’s” just kept their mouth’s shut, global temperatures would drop dramatically.
Thanks for the laugh James but then I thought, how does such a strange thought enter somebodies brain that the world needs heat officers, and then announce it as a serious thought?
We live in strange times.
That's a hoot, James. Have't they notice how cold it is?
Clever and well written funny piece outlining a current farce.
Love it James "The Chief Heat Officers will have purple hair and 17 pronouns". Maybe he will be a she and identify as a cat.