I'd like to see a few journalists and politicians offer themselves up to replace the hostages and civilians currently being used as human shields in Gaza.
George Orwell wrote back in the 1940s that the BBC was a combination of a girls boarding school and a lunatic asylum. Amazing that they have managed to maintain the status quo all these years!
Ah James- trust me bro, this is up there with your best👍. Wish I could have it printed in the Adelaide Advertiser but it would probably mean we’d both end up in jail for encoring gravity🤪 and I would hate to see your boys starve through lack of income … but then again you could always write us epistles from jail - after all Paul did. 🇮🇱 Always Israel
I have reliable insider information stating that the Israelis do not just intend to shut off gravity in Gaza, but their scientists are getting ready to unleash earthquakes, cyclones and snow blizzards upon the heads of Hamas and their followers.
You know James “many a true word said in jest”....it’s not a bad idea!!
Brilliantly you’ve highlighted the ludicrous hypocrisy of the left and the stupidity of people that believe them....Mark Anthony’s Oration comes to mind!!
James, how can you write so lightly about such a serious topic? Once you take gravity out of a topic, then it is very hard to replace it, as they will soon discover in Gaza.
My elderly lunchtime companion, member of the esteemed Friends of Palestine, indoctrinated at Cambridge, that edifice to British patriotism, will be outraged when he hears that the Israelis have deprived the good people of Hamas of yet another necessity of life, besides the occasional murderous raid.
True story, I remember talking to a taxi driver who started telling me about the crimes of the Jews. I could not believe how ludicrous some of the things he believed were. Hatred of the Jews really is a mental illness
You are so funny!!! I would love to send them some gravity, then I would weigh less and be able to float around instead of having to walk! The Jews are so clever, they can do anything, even turn off gravity in certain areas!! I love it, Lets turn it off in Bankstown and Lakemba
I'd like to see a few journalists and politicians offer themselves up to replace the hostages and civilians currently being used as human shields in Gaza.
You have surpassed yourself this morning.
George Orwell wrote back in the 1940s that the BBC was a combination of a girls boarding school and a lunatic asylum. Amazing that they have managed to maintain the status quo all these years!
haha
Oops - I mean encouraging gravity🤪
Ah James- trust me bro, this is up there with your best👍. Wish I could have it printed in the Adelaide Advertiser but it would probably mean we’d both end up in jail for encoring gravity🤪 and I would hate to see your boys starve through lack of income … but then again you could always write us epistles from jail - after all Paul did. 🇮🇱 Always Israel
Such great satire. Takes all the weight out of the argument...
nice one!
Very droll!
Are you saying there were only women in the maternity ward? A tad binary don’t you think?
It was the ABC Guy! lol
I have reliable insider information stating that the Israelis do not just intend to shut off gravity in Gaza, but their scientists are getting ready to unleash earthquakes, cyclones and snow blizzards upon the heads of Hamas and their followers.
Don't forget the space lasers
These will, after all, not be activated as there is a risk the ozone layer will be totally burned up and all life on earth will perish.
You know James “many a true word said in jest”....it’s not a bad idea!!
Brilliantly you’ve highlighted the ludicrous hypocrisy of the left and the stupidity of people that believe them....Mark Anthony’s Oration comes to mind!!
Was that the reason he fell unto his own sword?
Yep and it caused 12 stab wounds!!
Very good JM
Love the RMIT Trust Me Bro (please feel free to keep it going!)
James, how can you write so lightly about such a serious topic? Once you take gravity out of a topic, then it is very hard to replace it, as they will soon discover in Gaza.
My elderly lunchtime companion, member of the esteemed Friends of Palestine, indoctrinated at Cambridge, that edifice to British patriotism, will be outraged when he hears that the Israelis have deprived the good people of Hamas of yet another necessity of life, besides the occasional murderous raid.
True story, I remember talking to a taxi driver who started telling me about the crimes of the Jews. I could not believe how ludicrous some of the things he believed were. Hatred of the Jews really is a mental illness
It’s the oldest hatred in the world.
But it’s a taught mental illness handed down from generation to generation and it seems that there is nothing we can do to stop it.
You are so funny!!! I would love to send them some gravity, then I would weigh less and be able to float around instead of having to walk! The Jews are so clever, they can do anything, even turn off gravity in certain areas!! I love it, Lets turn it off in Bankstown and Lakemba
Add Greenacre to that list Dianne 👍
And yet you know, somewhere, someone is frantically fact checking this entire article.
‘Peace process up in the air’… bwahahahahah.
I'll be here all week.
Very good. I certainly LOL-ed....
Hilarious James😊