If You Are Reading This Post ...
It means, like Greta Thunberg, you're a survivor!
If you are reading this message, you survived the end of the world.
That’s right, Friday marked six years since the Goblin of Doom predicted we had just five years before a climate armageddon would wipe us all out.
To be fair, Greta was only 15 when she tweeted this.
Also to be fair, you’re an idiot if you pay attention to anything a 15-year-old says about anything at all, apart from how to manage settings on your iPhone.
Anyway, this was Greta on June 21, 2018 …
And yet, here we are.
Which means you and I are, evidently, great survivors!
And Greta, of course, is a great survivor too.
Realising the climate jig was up, she has since moved on to supporting Hamas.
In other words, she has gone from predicting the end of the world for everyone to predicting the end of the world for Jews.
She’s grown into such a lovely human being.
Apart from knowing how to manage settings on a Mobile phone a lot of 15 year old girls know the names of Taylor Swift songs as well as the names of all the Kardashian sisters which is a lot more than. I know about any of those topics
The fact that Greta was able to address the United Nations and convince adults that the world would end shows how gullible and stupid many adults in responsible positions are. No need to look past our own government to see a bunch of overpaid nitwits doing a marvellous job of running this county into the ground
Hallelujah! I'm a survivor! If scientists believe the rubbish from a teenager, then they are equally stupid.