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Rapid fire thoughts on what's making news ...

IF …

Joe Biden was right when he referred to his Vice President as Donald Trump yesterday …

THEN …

His VP, unburdened by what has been, would look a bit like this.

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IF …

Defence Minister Richard Marles needed to go to the NATO summit to be told it was time to “arm up” due to China’s increased co-operation with Iran, Russia and North Korea …

THEN …

We are in bigger trouble than I thought.

It’s pretty obvious the world is headed for war. It’s also pretty obvious that we are completely unprepared socially, economically and militarily. If only the late Senator Jim Molan’s words were taken more seriously in this country … “Be ready and be strong because the world is a nasty and brutal place.”

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IF …

Anthony Albanese’s announcement of an Envoy on anti-Semitism was window dressing for the Jewish community …

THEN …

His announcement of an Envoy on Islamophobia was a sop to the Muslim community. Albanese is a weak leader who seeks, at all times, to avoid taking a stance on anything at all. The envoys will exist, not to solve problems, but to shield him from having to make definitive statements.

What does the PM think about anti-Semitism? Ask the Envoy on Anti-Semitism. What does the PM think about Islamopobia? Ask the Envoy on Islamophobia.

It’s a perfect arrangement for the Handsome Boy more familiar with with Chinese pandas than with principle and conviction.

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IF …

Donald Trump conspired to hide his affair with porn star Stormy Daniels …

THEN …

That’s nothing compared to the years long conspiracy - conducted in plain sight - the Democrats and their sycophantic media have run to hide Joe Biden’s premature death.

The White House admitted yesterday that Joe Biden met with a neurosurgeon who specialises in Parkinsons Disease on January 17 - BEFORE the Democratic primaries!

The Dems allowed 3904 delegates to lock in their votes for a man they knew had a brain so decaying that they had already called in a renowned specialist.

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IF …

Project hosts of The Project had let loose on the millions of Aussies who lined up "like little b*****s" to get the Covid vaccine DURING the pandemic …

THEN …

Then it might have meant something!

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IF …

The fire at the church of Notre Dame has never been explained …

THEN …

I suspect yesterday’s fire at the magnificent 1000-year-old Cathédrale de Rouen will also be unexplained. Weird how these beautiful churches in France just spontaneously catch fire. A complete mystery.

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IF …

Joe Biden now makes a gaffe- free speech …

THEN …

It’s good for Republicans. Everyone knows Biden is a potato. But every time he manages to stay on script he makes it that much harder for the Democrats to replace him - ensuring he will be the Democrat nominee. And there’s no way he’s beating Trump.

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IF …

Zelensky is upset that Joe Biden introduced at the NATO summit as “President Putin” …

THEN …

He shouldn’t be. For the amount of money Zelensky is receiving, he should be happy to for Joe Biden to call him anything he damn well pleases!

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IF …

You watched Sky News …

THEN …

You would have known about Joe Biden’s decline a few years before everybody else.

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IF …

Rupert Murdoch’s summation of Malcolm Turnbull is that the former PM is “nuts” …

THEN …

I don’t think I’ve heard a more accurate or eloquently expressed political analysis ever.

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IF …

Sydney University Vice Chancellor Mark Scott really believes that he has given Jewish students a “gift” by negotiating with Muslim students to shut down their encampment …

THEN …

There is no helping Sydney University whilst ever he is at the helm. The safety of students is a first order responsibility of the VC, not a “gift” he generously bestows.