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Janelle Menzies's avatar

Oh dear, it would appear that some health officials aren't sure what is real and what is fantasy, but the again some don't even know what a woman is.

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Philip Impey's avatar

If you want Santa to lose weight, stop leaving him a piece of Christmas cake on Christmas Eve.

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Philip Impey's avatar

Whoops, there goes the Buddha and all those “feel good” rub his tummy statues which inhabit gardens, shops etc across the world. And heaven forbid the Great Buddha of Kamakura- should we do the ISIS and BLM thing and destroy this statue in the name of fat shaming?

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Emz's avatar

I think u meant the grinch … miserable lot aren’t they, and hypocrites for fat shaming Santa ..nothing is left alone, even God rolled his eyes with this one

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Brigitte Jones's avatar

Oh my goodness what a pathetic rant. Where is inclusivity?

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Roc Findlay's avatar

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Roc Findlay's avatar

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Pamela Aldridge's avatar

Miserable, joyless, cancel everyone, they will find a reason. The left hate Joy, fun, tradition(even if you’re not into Santa). Always look like they’ve been sucking 🍋 lemons.

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Phil Sears's avatar

Guess which list that health official’s on.Maybe he’s getting a lump of coal for Christmas as long as he doesn’t ban fossil fuels too.

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Elizabeth Ayres's avatar

Oh good one James!

When I saw this ridiculous report, I thought.. "James will go to town on this one".. and you did not disappoint🤣.

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Gaz's avatar

Poor Santa!! Fat shamed by one of the snobby elite!

I have no more thought of looking to him for dietary advice than I have thought of looking to Biden or Albo for political advice.

They would all be clearly out of their depth!

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David Caltabiano's avatar

I bet a fat gay Santa would get the nod from these pundits...as having hairy legs and fishnet stockings would not be an issue as these traits would enviably increase your happiness and wellbeing. Have you made his list have you been naught or nice? Have you taken self prescribed hormone blockers or started gender reassignment or even mutilated some body part. Can we make Santa more hideous than what he is? Yes we can...Of course in this case everyone misses the boat because the reason for the season is Jesus!

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STEVEN SEAGULL's avatar

Santa needs a Grinch makeover. They both come from the town of Gehenna.

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Pamela Aldridge's avatar

🤣🤣

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Jillian Stirling's avatar

It is incredibly sad that Christmas is about Santa. I saw the interview with Rita P. Just ridiculous. why even this dude air time! Good treatment though James.

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Joke Vander Veen's avatar

It would be funny if it wasn't so serious!!! Seriously, what else do these twits enjoy in life???? Will the Easter Bunny be next???? Tjoklet???? That is sooooooooo bad for you!!! James, I'm so glad you have a great sense of humour!!! We need to larf!!! Thanks, and Ho ho ho....Merry Christmas to you and you family!!! 🎄🎄🎄

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Alex Lloyd's avatar

Hilarious. And your point about all the fuss we've endured about not fat shaming plus size models but rather lauding them as 'brave' and 'representative' is spot on. Luxury clothing and cosmetic brands have gone out of their way to find larger than life models to show just how 'inclusive' they really are. At least the left remains consistent with their inconsistencies.

Surely Santa's biggest failings are his straightness, maleness, whiteness and age... he's literally destroying life as we know it with all that elderly, testosterone-driven, caucasian heteronormativity.

That last line though. Gold.

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James Macpherson's avatar

Merry Christmas!

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Alex Lloyd's avatar

Likewise... you've single handedly turned a world self imploding through it's self adoration and self righteousness into a daily sitcom. And we thank you for it.

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