29 Comments
User's avatar
Bob's avatar

James.

I can see a long stint in the punitentiary for you in2023!

Expand full comment
Margaret's avatar

Haha! This article & comments below have me rolling around in stitches!

Expand full comment
Linda T's avatar

It looks like everyone is having a whale of a time with this one :-) Well done ya'all.

Expand full comment
Linda T's avatar

I bet you had a bulk of fun writing that one! Heavy on the innuendos (is that the right word :-/ )

I had fun reading it. And, yes, there's the door!!!

Expand full comment
Matthew Fredericks's avatar

Since you’re showing yourself out take the large double doors at the rear

Expand full comment
theroddies's avatar

Can our thoughts on this be considered fatuous?

Expand full comment
Mary Dodds's avatar

Maybe all the out of work fat Santa's could audition for a role in the sequel.

Expand full comment
Susan's avatar

No no no, I’m usually more than ok with all your commentary James, but not this time. Extremely facetious as are comments following. I’m a small person so not taking it personally, just find it dissapointingly rude of you to kick this off in such a manner

Expand full comment
Connie Prill's avatar

Hilarious satire. I love your way with words 🤣

Expand full comment
Mat's avatar

Hahaha…brilliant James 🤣🤣🤣

Expand full comment
David Griffiths's avatar

Forget Journalism. I think you’ve missed your calling as a comedian!

Expand full comment
David Griffiths's avatar

The best one yet!

Expand full comment
Jillian Stirling's avatar

Funny. Very clever.

Expand full comment
Michael Howard's avatar

So many puns, so little space. Wonderful writing as ever...

Expand full comment
Phil Bailey's avatar

I usually make your report my first read every morning to start the day off on a high. Today was an absolute classic. You've really made a feast of it.

Expand full comment
Susan McIntyre's avatar

I LOVE your writing style James!

You are very funny and you make me chuckle reading everyone of your articles.

You make light of what is mostly NOT a laughing matter.

Thank you!

Expand full comment