Your Guide to Wokeism

When the Woke say "this", they always mean "that"!

You can be sure that whatever the Woke say, they mean something completely different.

When the Woke say “this”, they almost always mean “that”.

Here’s a quick guide to help you navigate Woketopia …

When the Woke say Social Justice, what they mean is a political desire masquerading as a moral imperative

When the Woke say Critical Race Theory, what they mean is that anything they don’t like is the result of racism

When the Woke say Diversity, what they mean is favouring groups who agree with them at the expense of individuals who have actual talent and ability

When the Woke say Equity, what they mean is the government redistributing resources to favoured groups in order to remake the world according to their utopian ideas and, in so doing, violating the principle of equality before the law

When the Woke say Inclusion, what they mean is banning anything that their favoured groups might find offensive

When the Woke say Racial Justice, what they mean is racial favouritism

When the Woke say Discrimination, what they mean is common sense judgement based upon observation

When the Woke say Hate Speech, what they mean is words they don’t like

When the Woke say Micro Aggression, what they mean is made up offences that they claim are so small they cannot be seen. The real reason they cannot be seen is, of course, because they do not exist.

When the Woke say Systemic Racism, what they mean is the boogey man

When the Woke say Accountability, what they mean is bullying

When the Woke say Environmental Justice, what they mean is political demands that you must meet or be accused of hating the planet