Your Exclusive Guide to Speaking Pro-Palestinian

This easy to use guide will make you fluent in double speak, the preferred language of Australian university students currently manning Gaza encampments at your local college campus

With all these Pro-Palestinian encampments springing up around the country, I thought it was about time we produced a special guide to help you speak Pro-Palestinian.

With this guide, and a bit of luck, you’ll soon be able to communicate with any Hamas-loving, plant-munching, uni lay-about that you encounter.

1. When they say “Believe all women”, they really mean is …

“Believe all women except for raped Jewish women.”

2. When Pro-Palestinian uni students insist that “We need safe spaces for minorities”, what they’re really saying is …

“Help us chase Jews off campus while threatening to beat them with planks of wood!”