WNBA Finally Scores

The WNBA - long accused of being the least watched sport in America - has finally become interesting as green dildos are being thrown onto the courts during games.

No, this is not satire.

Three times in the past week, WNBA games have been interrupted by sex toys landing on the hardwood.

It has led to both heightened security measures and a dramatic surge in ticket sales.

The latest green dildo surprise appearance came during the Indiana Fever v. Los Angeles Sparks matchup at Crypto.com Arena last night.

As Sparks guard Kelsey Plum lined up to miss another free throw, a rubber rocket descended from the upper reaches of the crowd like Zeus’s bolt.

The lime-green dildo nearly grazed opposition guard Sophie Cunningham who flinched like a Victorian lady spotting an uncovered table leg.

Weirdly, Cunningham had tweeted a week earlier …