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Just Another Day of Carbon Cry-Babies and Terrorist Sympathisers Hammering Away at Western Civilisation

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Nov 08, 2023
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A pair of climate crazies brandishing hammers attacked a priceless painting at the London Gallery on Monday.

And why not? Everyone else is trashing Western civilisation.

The pair smashed the glass protecting a famous Diego Velázquez oil painting before the pair made statements to their film crew (all climate protestors travel with a film crew these days).

The girl was eloquent and, it must be said, easy on the eye. Even allowing for her climate catastrophism, there would be Net Zero reasons not to date her.

As for her soy boy accomplice? He had almost as much trouble lifting the hammer as he did forming intelligible sentences.

“If you care about art you must Just Stop Oil,” he blurted out.

I would have thought that if you “care about art” you don’t go around bashing it with a hammer. But that’s just me. I didn’t go to university.

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