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Australia’s New Space Priority

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James Macpherson
Nov 25, 2025
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Australia has finally unveiled its bold plan for interstellar leadership.

Predictably, it involves no rockets, no spacecraft, and nothing that might actually leave Earth.

It does, however, involve a $528,491 grant so that the University of Newcastle can develop an “interstellar Indigenous policy.”

Because nothing says spacefaring civilisation like a government grant to make sure our hypothetical, imaginary space explorers don’t hurt anyone’s feelings while floating through the vacuum.

No this is NOT satire.

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