Victoria - Out of Touch and Out of Money

Jacinta Allan's shock bid to host the Gay Games

The Victorian Government has put up its hand to host the International Gay Games just months after sensationally ditching the Commonwealth Games.

Wait. Why do we even need a Gay Games?

Didn’t we just have the Olympics? I wasn’t aware they were only for heterosexuals.

Actually, now that I think about it, I seem to remember a couple of boxers with male chromosomes belting the women around the ring. Was that not inclusive enough?