This Way For Your Gaslighting Booster Shot ...

IT’S not the vaccine silly!

No, no.

It’s not the the clot-shots that are causing perfectly fit people - many of them athletes - to suffer sudden, unexplained heart problems.

No!

It’s an entirely brand new, never before known until right now, chemical compound that scientists have just discovered in the earth’s atmosphere.

That’s what’s causing respiratory and heart diseases!

It’s the Trioxides, you see.

And the Trioxides are bad. Very bad. Think Dr Evil in chemical form.

Here’s a picture of one.

Not scary?

Ok, try this …

Okay, that’s not a photo of a Trioxide. But it is another dangerous nasty that’s been lurking in the atmosphere.

Anyway, The Daily Mail reported:

An entirely new kind of “highly reactive” chemical is found in the Earth’s atmosphere - and it could be triggering respiratory and heart disease and contributing to global warming, scientists claim.

Whoa!

Amazing isn’t it? What a find!

And the timing!

Just as the number of adverse vaccine reactions are mounting to the point where they are becoming difficult to continue ignoring, scientists have found the real culprit - a mystery compound that’s been lurking in the atmosphere all this time but is suddenly targeting vaccinated young males!

What are the chances?!

World Economic Forum members, emerging from their Swiss lair, must be stunned at this alibi, er, news.

What’s it called again?

Trioxides. Yes, that’s what did it.

Personally I thought the monkeypox was more interesting, but hardly anyone outside of a gay sauna in Madrid and a weird fetish festival in the Canary Islands was buying it.

Anyway, in an amazing coincidence, the Copenhagen University researchers reckon Tripoxidecovidmonkeys, or whatever it’s called, cause global warming as well!

That's fortuitous, to stumble across a new type of particle that explains all these respiratory and heart issues ... and global warming!

It’s like hot-topic bingo.

Give it a week and we’ll likely be told the chemical compound caused Brexit, Trump and the Ricky Gervais Netflix special.

Honestly, would anything surprise at this point?

All we need now are some stock images of empty supermarket shelves and we’re off!

Masks on, lockdown, get your arm out …