The Most Successful Woman Will Be a Man

SENIOR students at the University of Pennsylvania have voted transgendered swimmer Lia Thomas the ‘most likely to shatter the glass ceiling’.

Lia Thomas is the biological man who has been smashing female college swim meet records all year.

Before identifying as a woman, Thomas was ranked in the mid 500s among male college swimmers.

But now, competing in women’s events, Thomas is ranked in the top few American college female freestylers.

As if that wasn’t enough, Lia’s college class have now voted him the woman most likely to succeed.

You can’t make this up.

Satire is dead.