Scandal Saves Scandal
Labor’s Three-Month Game of Narrative Whack-A-Mole
Allow me to summarise our government’s past three months …
The gay bashing scandal saved Federal Labor from the ISIS bride scandal.
The ISIS Bride scandal saved Federal Labor from the CFMEU drugs and strippers scandal.
The CFMEU drugs and strippers scandal saved Federal Labor from the Bondi massacre scandal.
The Bondi massacre scandal saved Federal Labor from the travel rots scandal.
And … like I said, that’s just since December last year.
Anthony Albanese is no doubt sweating on the next scandal to come along and save his government from the gay bashing scandal.
His crisis management strategy appears to be: “Pray for a bigger scandal.”
This Labor Government only survives by being responsible for just one more crisis so big that the present one is forgotten.
Luckily for them (not so much for the country) the one thing they do well is fail biggly.
There’s been a LOT of saves in the past three months. Something’s gotta hit the back of the net soon, surely.
To be honest with you, I suspect it’s the ISIS Brides that could bring this government undone.
To bring ISIS collaborators into this country just months after 15 Australians were shot dead at Bondi by ISIS collaborators is a bridge to far.
It's unbelievable how nothing sticks, and no one takes responsibility for anything.
Barry O'Farrell must feel dudded for losing the Premiership over a bottle of wine all those years ago!
Not ISIS brides. ISIS terrorists.
And anyone aiding and abetting terrorists should feel the fingers of burly coppers on their collar.