Saturday Sanity Check
You're not insane. They are!
SO IT TURNS OUT that the woman who threw a milkshake all over UK politician Nigel Farage this week works as an Only Fans model.
Victoria Thomas Bowen, 25, was charged by Essex Police with assault after she emptied her large McDonalds shake all over Farage.
When not throwing beverages at politicians, Bowen sells explicit photos online for $7.99.
The crazy thing is that it costs more to buy a McDonalds milkshake than it does to see Victoria Bowen naked!
BAILEY Anne Kennedy has become the first man - dressed as a woman - to be crowned Miss Maryland USA.
Kennedy will now set out to prove men really can do anything if they put their mind to it, by becoming Miss USA in August.
Go the brotherhood!
Kennedy wrote on Instagram …
"Not everyone has to agree with the spaces that you occupy, and it doesn’t mean that you aren’t worthy of these opportunities.”
Yeah, nah.
Having a penis does kind of make you unworthy of being Miss USA.
But putting aside unwelcome appendages, Kennedy continued …
The work that I will do for the remainder of my life is to make sure that children who feel like me will never have to worry about the consequences of being who they are by simply being myself and being a positive contribution to society."
Always doing it for the kids! Courageous and brave and all that.
MEANWHILE, meet Miss Alabama …
I find the world so confusing. But good for her. At least she’s female.
I READ WITH INTEREST an article on Aljazeera’s website just two days ago warning that “famine is likely already under way” in Gaza.
Aljazeera reported …
“It is possible, if not likely,” that famine is already stalking the enclave, the Famine Early Warning Systems Network (FEWS NET) said as it released its report on Tuesday.
I’m not downplaying the suffering of people in Gaza. But is “famine” happening now, likely now, or possible now?
I only ask because the ABC warned us in JANUARY that Palestinians faced “catastrophic” hunger …
Apparently catastrophic hunger never quite happened in JANUARY because, at the end of January, Aljazeera told us Palestinians would face “famine” by FEBRUARY …
When famine didn’t eventuate in either JANUARY or FEBRUARY, as predicted, we were told famine was “imminent” in MARCH …
Apparently neither famine nor catastrophic hunger happened in APRIL, MAY or JUNE, because today I read that Palestinians “could experience” “starvation” in JULY
I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT it hilarious how the Left cry out in pain as they strike you.
Check out this headline from the Telegraph
Wait. What?
The Left are quite literally doing the very thing they accuse Trump of thinking of doing.
I’m pretty sure it was Adolf’s side-kick, Joseph Goebbels, who famously said …
“Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty of.”
Anyway, what are the Telegraph worried about? How could Trump prosecute anyone, unless they had committed crimes?
DID you see Donald Trump’s interview with Dr Phil?
It was a great interview. But I did laugh at how every time Trump said “mental institution” the TV producers put a correction on screen saying "Psychiatric Facility."
In all fairness America has been Woke for so long, half the country probably needed the translation so they knew what Trump even meant.
As for me, well I just heard him say “Nut Houses”.
Anyway, I sure we can all agree … Make mental institutions great again!
IF YOU CAN’T even use anatomically correct terms, you have no business invoking yourself in health and medicine.
I just wish someone would tell that to the Canadian Cancer Society who have apologised for using the word “cervix”.
Apparently trans men (women identifying as dudes) and non binary women (women identifying as neither women nor men) don’t like being reminded that they have a cervix.
Being reminded they have a cervix reminds them that they are women. And that’s upsetting.
They prefer the term “front hole”, or “bonus hole”.
The inversion of all that is normal and sane is par for the course these days.
Changing language to accommodate an ever-increasing number of mind fetishes is a means of subverting the natural order created by God and rendering accurate communication impossible.
The reinvention of language is a system of control. Change the language, and you can change how people think.
That’s why I refuse to play these games - including the whole pronoun game. You’re not being polite or inclusive or open minded when you indulge these Woke terms. Rather, you’re aiding and abetting a system of control.
A careful definition of words would destroy half the agenda of the political left. Woke would disappear almost overnight.
I DON’T KNOW if Joe Biden pooped his pants during the D-Day commemorations or not.
Maybe he was just confused about what they meant by bombing Normandy.
But reporters at The Daily Beast claim to have inside knowledge that he “did not - in fact - poop himself”.
The fact they felt the need to refute the claim says it all really!
Anyway, The Daily Beast also claimed Hunter Biden’s laptop was Russian disinformation, so they really don’t know sh*t. (I’ll be here all week)
For the journalist’s sake, I hope they are right that Biden didn’t poop his pants. Otherwise the reporter who got it wrong will be on the skids.
This eye witness reckons The Daily Beast is wrong. He insists he saw the exact moment it happened …
MEANWHILE, this is definitely something to watch …
Cuba claim there won’t be any nuclear weapons aboard any vessel and so the warships pose no threat to the US.
Maybe.
But earlier in the week Vladimir Putin warned that Russia would arm its allies with long range weaponry capable of hitting Western targets.
Could this be the opening stages of another Cuban Missile Crisis?
The West continues to sleep walk toward Armageddon.
ONE MORE THING …
I was reading yesterday in The New Arab about how Afghanistan has changed since the US ran away.
Since the Taliban returned to power, Afghan women have been barred from going on long trips, travelling by plane or entering government buildings unless they are accompanied by a man.
And I wondered … where are the university encampments protesting the oppression of Afghani women? Where are the street marches? Where are the memes? Where are the demands that our politicians end the misogyny?
There are none.
There are none, first, because feminists seem to instinctively know the intersectional pecking order. They can only really ever protest straight, white, conservative men. And the very bad orange man, of course.
Second, it's easier to protest against Jews who won’t shoot you, or stab you, or stone you to death.
Third, most modern feminists are actually Marxists masquerading as feminists. The Left is in a Devil's Alliance with Islamic Fascists to overthrow Western civilization, and Muslim women are just collateral damage.
Finally, the Left would rather promote terrorism than acknowledge objective morality since that would mean abandoning the make believe world in which men can become women, unborn babies are mere lumps of tissue and the world is without meaning.
ON THAT CHEERY NOTE … have a great weekend.
Don’t forget to tune into DANICA AND JAMES on Sky News 8pm Sunday.
We’ve got Barnaby Joyce as our special guest. Plus Greens David Shoebridge will be going up against former NSW Police Minister David Elliott on whether or not we should legalise the Devil’s Lettuce. And we’ve got Brad Ploumbo with all the latest from the USA.
Then Monday to Thursday next week you can catch me hosting THE BOLT REPORT each night at 7pm.
Excellent. Reminds me that the Left wants me to believe that I am the insane one, and that all this deranged nonsense is normal behaviour for our society.
Have a great weekend James. Thank you! Come, Lord!