Run for Gender Equality Proves the Opposite

Same prize for running less kilometres, all to prove gender equality!

It makes complete sense.

Also, satire is dead!

A mini-marathon to raise support for “Gender Equality” has the men running 10km and the women running 5km. If that doesn’t prove there’s no difference between males and females, nothing will.

Maybe the ladies only wanted 5km of equality.

In addition, it means the ladies will likely finish before the men, thus proving women are as physically capable, if not more-so. Maybe that’s the angle they are going for.

But I have question. What distance are the other 70 genders running?

These days you’d expect a man to win both the male and female category, no matter the distance.

Whatever. As I always say, the sole consolation of being doomed to live through end of civilisation is how damn funny everything is.

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