Rainbow Serpents and Other Monsters

A West Australian landowner - who does exist - has been found guilty of upsetting an Aboriginal rainbow serpent that does not exist.

This is exactly as you would expect, in a country run by woketards.

Next week I imagine someone in Australia will be prosecuted for upsetting unicorns, or for disrupting fairies.

Real Estate agent Tony Maddox was this week fined $2000 and ordered to pay $5000 in costs for breaching Aboriginal Heritage Laws.

His crime?

He built a small crossing over a river that flowed through the property he has owned for more than a decade.

The river, you see, is associated with a mythical Rainbow Serpent that is central to the superstitions of the region’s Noongar people.

I might add that fairies at the bottom of Tony Maddox’s garden are associated with Adam Bandt’s mythical economic policy. But no-one’s suggesting Tony Maddox can’t weed his garden …