Joe Biden has boldly announced a plan to “build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean”.
The derailments are going to be epic. And, of course, they’ll be Trump’s fault.
That said, it’s good to see a septuagenarian remaining ambitious.
I would have liked to have heard more of his plan, but sadly, the US President was told by his nanny not to give any further details.
“I could go on, but I’m not. I’m goin’ off script. I’m gonna to get in trouble,” he said.
If Biden is scared of getting in trouble for “going off script”, who’s really running the joint?! But I digress.
I managed to get hold of the official blueprints Biden has been secretly working on.
I like it a lot.
The white line is Biden’s preferred option for the railway track.
I had promised my sons we would do that drive one day. Now we’ll take the train.
I hope there are some rest areas and cafes along the way.
Biden is the big thinking leader we need in these difficult times.
But he had better get cracking on this new project before Roger Rabbit upstages him with that escalator to the moon he’s been talking about on Cartoon Connection.
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I'm actually looking for the right words at this point
I heard that there are deep underground transport systems in the US that can travel at mach II on mag lev rails for hundreds of miles. Perhaps he has just been on one and was warned not to let the public know about their private network so they can use it for themselves only.
If this is true then an underground rail under the ocean may be next on their list.