Joe Biden has boldly announced a plan to “build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean”.
The derailments are going to be epic. And, of course, they’ll be Trump’s fault.
That said, it’s good to see a septuagenarian remaining ambitious.
I would have liked to have heard more of his plan, but sadly, the US President was told by his nanny not to give any further details.
“I could go on, but I’m not. I’m goin’ off script. I’m gonna to get in trouble,” he said.
If Biden is scared of getting in trouble for “going off script”, who’s really running the joint?! But I digress.
I managed to get hold of the official blueprints Biden has been secretly working on.
I like it a lot.
The white line is Biden’s preferred option for the railway track.
I had promised my sons we would do that drive one day. Now we’ll take the train.
I hope there are some rest areas and cafes along the way.
Biden is the big thinking leader we need in these difficult times.
But he had better get cracking on this new project before Roger Rabbit upstages him with that escalator to the moon he’s been talking about on Cartoon Connection.
“God save the Queen, Man.”
And the rest of the world because whoever is pulling his strings better keep him away from the red button.
His behaviour raises the question of why it is not easier to rid ourselves of politicians who demonstrate that they are not fit for purpose?
Some argue that we can, at the ballot box but in the meantime they can cause all sorts of irreparable damage by introducing their own agenda/s. Think Albo.
I know a man who knows a man who’s second cousin has some old WW2 British army surplus steel truss bridges located in Sabah, Nth Borneo. I could organize them to a position for the western landing- should save a few bucks.