Oppression Fusion Chic on the Subway Encapsulates 2024

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I’m guessing our friend, pictured above, has a pro-Hamas rally at 4pm and a Gay Pride March at 6. Busy. Busy. Busy.

Pro Tip: If they is going to the Hamas rally first, them’s going to be late for the Pride event! Just sayin’

Talk about cognitive dissonance. Or is it intersectionality at its finest? It’s both, of course. These modern progressives can really multi-cult.

All of this does make you realise, though, how much trouble the West will be in if we are ever at war and have to implement a draft.

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I know what you’re thinking. Our friend doesn’t look terribly strong. Well, I guess that’s just the way it is with these new plant-based protestors.

Our woke friend is modelling the Stunning and Brave Spring Collection, now available at University encampments across America.

You can smell the pronouns.

They stylishly wear the Palestinian keffiyeh draped casually over a crop-top with LGBTQIA+++ tote bag slung easily over the shoulder.

On October 6 last year they was wearing a Just Stop Oil t-shirt.

A small criticism, if I may …

They is not wearing a mask, demonstrating just how difficult it is to pull off the Hamas/LGBTQ/CovidBedWetter trifecta.

They is probably sucking up anti-capitalist propaganda videos on TikTok while using that Apple device and wearing Nike trainers and sporting Tom Ford frames.

I bet they is on them’s way to Starbucks for a soy latte.

They look pretty relaxed considering how many genocides are happening. I suppose oppression is really just fast-fashion consumption.

As for the rest of us, well we are all this woman …

She gets it.

The they/them on the subway sums up 2024 and perfectly encapsulates modern culture.

We have a generation covering themselves with off-cuts of all kinds of cultural and cultist symbols to show they have spiritual roots in some stuff.

What that is is anyone's guess. And it changes constantly.

As GK Chesterton famously said, when men stop believing in God they don't believe in nothing; they believe in anything. And here we are.