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Old Carp Holding a Dead Salmon Leaves Stunned Mullets

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James Macpherson
Mar 26, 2025
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Sarah Hanson-Young waved a dead salmon around in the Australian Senate yesterday. Which one of them do you think is on the nose?

Sure, the fish created a terrible stink, but not as bad as the Greens policies.

The area in which the Greens Senators sit is the only place in Australia where you can wave around a dead fish … and actually improve the smell of the place …

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