Non Binary Canadian Fights for the Right to Have a Penis AND a Vagina.

Yes. Really. And you won't believe his lawyer's argument ...

Every now and then I think I’ve arrived at peak stupid, only to find it’s base camp. There is still a mountain of stupid left to be scaled.

I do hope you are sitting down.

A Canada man who identifies as non binary is fighting for the right to keep his penis while having doctors create for him a taxpayer funded vagina.

Now I fully understand that subscribers to The James Macpherson Report will have read the above sentence several times over and be still confused.

So allow me to explain …

The 33-year-old man uses female pronouns, but identifies as both male and female.

For that reason, ‘she’ wants surgeons to create a vagina but without removing her penis which pre-existed on account of ‘her’ being a him.

Are you with me so far?

The problem is - and this will shock some of you - funding for a penile sparing vaginoplasty isn’t publicly available in Canada.

Just on that, is there any jurisdiction where they’ll publicly fund you to have both a penis and a vagina? Disneyland, perhaps? Who knows.

Anyway, the bloke going by female pronouns and claiming to be neither male nor female reckons that being denied a vagina to go with her penis would be “invalidating”.

She accused the state of wanting to “ignore a third” of who she is …