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No, It's Not April 1st!

No, It's Not April 1st!

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Nov 15, 2023
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We’re all familiar with Jim’s Mowing.

And we’ve all heard of Jim’s plumbing.

Well, now Jim is going into the beauty industry.

No, this is not satire.

Jim’s Beauty was launched this week because, obviously, when the girls are thinking about beauty treatment, they’re thinking ‘Jim’!

Right girls?

I’m laughing so hard my cat is glaring at me. And I don’t even have a cat. That’s how much I’m laughing.

What’s Jim going to do? Mow her hair, and whipper-snip her bikini line?

I would have thought Jim himself was a good candidate for some beauty treatment. But no, apparently he’s the one giving it.

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