News that Made Me Go "Huh?!"
SELF-pitying Prince Harry, playing the smallest violin in the world, has declared that he will not rest until the world is a more equal place for his children.
The Ginger Prince realised some time ago that victimhood is today’s currency and he has been trying, ever since, to paint himself as oppressed.
Unless you count being married to Meghan, that’s a hard sell.
If Harry wants to create a more equal world for his children it is certainly within his power to do so. He needs only to get a job, ditch the private security, renounce his royal titles, put the kids in a public school and stop going on Oprah to screech about how difficult it is to be sixth in line to the British throne.
Alternatively, his kids can see and experience the real world from the windows of their private jet.
“I want my kids to grow up in a better world, a safer world, a fairer world, a more equal world. It’s not going to be easy but I will never, ever, ever rest until I as a parent have tried to make the world a better place for them,” he said.
You have to hand it to the Prince. It can’t be easy being one of the most privileged people on the planet while pretending to be one of the most oppressed people on the planet in order to boost your social credit score around the planet so as to remain one of the most privileged people on the planet.
A VIDEO has gone viral of Christians singing songs to Jesus on what appears to be a commercial airline flight.
Democrat politician Ilhan Omar, a Muslim, asked on Twitter:
“I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I’m on a plane. How do you think it will end?”
Well gee, how does it normally end when someone yells “Allahu Akbar” on a commercial flight?
Ilhan complains about public expressions of religion while demanding respect for public expressions of her religion.
Incidentally, the flight in question was a charter flight.
PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, tweeted this week:
Animals don’t want to be eaten
Animals don’t want to be eaten
Animals don’t want to be eaten
Animals don’t want to be eaten
Animals don’t want to be eaten
Animals don’t want to be eaten
Animals don’t want to be eaten
Animals don’t want to be eaten
Er, animals don’t want!
PARENTS worried about transgender athletes in youth sport are “transphobic”, according to Warringah MP Zali Steggall.
Also, Steggall - who won a bronze medal for Australia at the 1998 Winter Olympics - refuses to say whether she would have been happy to compete against transgender athletes.
Steggall was a seriously good alpine skier.
She is a most unserious politician.
THE New York Times has reported that a gay couple are demanding the right to claim an infertility benefit.
Under local laws, an infertile couple are able to access funding for IVF. The policy defines infertility as the inability to conceive after “12 months of unprotected intercourse”.
Well, no matter how hard they try, Nicholas Maggipinto and Corey Briskin just can’t get each other pregnant. It’s so weird.
Anyway, intercourse is not defined in the policy, but Nic and Corey argue that it has been unfairly characterised as heterosexual intercourse.
Turns out that the boys practice a different kind of sex which guarantees no-one falls pregnant, ever.
Nevertheless, they are demanding their infertility (also known as anal sex) be recognised, and that funding for IVF be made available to them.
Perhaps they should talk to Prince Harry and he could promise to never, ever, ever rest until they have equality.
IN response to Canberra’s sanctions against Moscow, Vladimir Putin has banned Scott Morrison and Anthony Albanese from ever entering the country.
Putin is living every Australian’s dream!
IN other news, Madonna is transforming into Jar Jar Binks and no-one is talking about it!
REMEMBER that Oscars slap?
Well author and film critic Professor Eisa Nefertari Ulen believes Will Smith’s assault on Chris Rock was triggered by 400 years of black erasure.
This makes total sense.
The best way for one black multi-millionaire to release 400 years of pain caused by white people is to slap another black multi-millionaire in the face.
OF course, the real problem with Smith’s slap of Chris Rock was that it distracted attention from Jamie Lee Curtis’ powerful act in support of refugees.
Now in truth, I’m not sure that this makes any difference at all to any refugee anywhere in any way, shape or form. But I think we can all agree, nonetheless, it was stunning AND brave!
IVF needs to define it's a treatment between a man and a woman, problem solved!
There appears to be no end to this Pandora's box once the lid has ben lifted!