New Study Finds Woke People Are Miserable

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Woke people are typically unhappy, anxious and depressed.

That’s the result of a new study into the mental health of social justice warriors.

They could have added to unhappy, anxious and depressed … “incredibly annoying” But I digress.

Who knew that people who spend their entire lives seeing every interaction through the prism of oppression would end up miserable?

Researches, whose work was published in the Scandinavian Journal of Psychology, found a high prevalence of anxiety and depression in people who believed the following statement …

“If white people have on average a higher income than black people, it is because of racism.”

Yep, when you believe that you are a mere ball on the billiard table of life, shunted this way and that by the cue of circumstance, you become a sad sack.

More broadly, the study found that left-wingers were most likely to report lower mental well-being.

It’s almost as if when you spend your whole life focusing on problems you start to feel bad.

Imagine thinking that the fate of the world rests upon your social media rants, flags, and protest hashtags. What a pointless daily burden.