Monash Council Gives Up on Males and Females

Melbourne’s Oakleigh Recreation Centre seems to have completely given up on the idea of male and female.

Biology is, like, so yesterday.

The Monash Council, which operates the centre, is openly encouraging people to use whatever bathroom they wish.

“Please use the toilet of your choice,” visitors are told by signs posted on centre walls.

What could possibly go wrong.

I mean, apart from sexual assaults. But whatever.

It’s all very inclusive.

Blokes can use the urinals, and then deposit their pretend tampons in the sanitary bin before getting undressed in front of little girls.

Diversity is our strength.

Of course, it’s not so inclusive if you’re a woman who would prefer not to be getting undressed in front of strange blokes.

Those people are not included.

Those people are regarded as moral inferiors needing a lesson in manners.

“Do you feel like someone is using the wrong bathroom?” the council asks, before listing four things that women ought never do when confronted by a chick with a dick …