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Modern Art is a Cry for Help from a Culture that Has Lost Its Way

Modern Art is a Cry for Help from a Culture that Has Lost Its Way

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Jul 17, 2025
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Mount Gambier has officially unveiled its newest tourist attraction - a $136,000 bright-blue lump of taxpayer-funded confusion.

It’s been affectionately - or not - dubbed the “Blue Blob.”

According to council spin, this oversized Smurf sneeze is a mythical marsupial megafauna  - a nod to the region’s ancient history, apparently. 

According to everyone else, it’s proof that arts funding should come with a breathalyser test!

The artwork is meant to reflect the famed Blue Lake. It mostly reflects a lack of taste, a lack of direction, and a lack of budget restraint.

Still, Mayor Lynette Martin insists it’ll become a cultural landmark …

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