Media Mourns the Death of "Openly Gay" Penguin

The left wing media is today mourning the death of Sphen, an iconic, openly gay penguin.

Sphen became almost as important as Kylie Minogue to the world’s LGBTQIA+ community after he and another male penguin were coaxed into raising a chick and then held up as an example of gay love.

Progressives even used the penguin to develop a NSW syllabus to teach kindergarten kids about sexuality and consent.

Kids are never too young to discover the joys of homosexuality, and what better place to learn than during an excursion to Sydney’s Sea Life Aquarium.

Activists decided Sphen and another male penguin named Magic were “in love” after they started spending time together.

Now they might have just decided “bros before hoes” and been talking football, but no, activists were certain the penguins had come out of the closet as full blown gays.

There were unconfirmed reports that Sphen had a strong interest in interior decorating and fashion.

News.com.au reported …