Maxim has a Man in its 'Hottest 100 Women' List
It's a tough time being a single guy when Dani Laidley is among the Hottest 100 Women
Maxim Magazine has released its Hottest 100 Women list with former North Melbourne Coach Dani Laidley coming in at number 92.
Now I know you’re in shock because you’re thinking, ‘Hell, magazines are still a thing?!?!’
But that’s not what I wanted to draw your attention to.
The issue is that Laidely, number 92 on Maxim’s prestigious Hottest 100 Women list, is a bloke.
(It’s not really “prestigious”. I just wrote that to try to make it sound like a bigger deal than it really is)
Whatever.
The result does make you wonder which poor woman was listed at number 93!
Maxim Editor: “We’ve got good news and bad news darling. The good news is, we want to feature you in our Hottest 100 Women list!”
Aspiring Model: “Oh my God, that’s, like, amaaaazing. So, um, like, what’s the bad news?”
Maxim Editor: “Well, you placed right after Dani Laidley.”
I’m not meaning to be rude, but it’s a tough time to be a single male if Dani, a biological man whose AFL nickname was Junk Yard Dog, is in the top 100 available chicks.
Or maybe there were only 91 women left in the country and this is the first we are hearing about it.
Laidley wouldn't be in the top one million good-looking men. But he identifies as a woman, and automatically cracks the top 100. It’s a great time to be a dude.
Dani Laidley is the Lia Thomas of female modelling.
What’s really funny about the latest Maxim Magazine is that, for years men have ogled the list and thought …
“Wow, she’s so hot. What I wouldn’t give to have her!”
Bu this year, for the first time in history, every bloke who reads the Hottest 100 Women List is going to be thinking …
“Hmm, I wonder where I would have placed.”
I'm all for live and let live, but rewarding and recognising a bloke who identifies as a woman with a place in the Hottest 100 is insane.
Personally, I would have had Laidley just outside the top 100. But I’m a hard marker.
Jokes.
No disrespect to the rugged West Coast Eagles and North Melbourne Kangaroos defender, but I wouldn’t have had Laidley in the women’s list at all. Not even in last place.
We laugh, and laugh we must. But what’s really going on?
The Left want to blur the lines until there is no gender, and there is no faith, and there is no normal. Everyone’s identity will come from the State.
The image of God will have been all but erased, and we will exist only as meat sacks.
Hottest 100 Meat Sacks. Coming to Maxim Magazine very, very soon.
James, these bizarre situations just lend themselves to your great sense of humour and perhaps that is the way to combat this craziness. Ridicule all those involved in such a sick stunt and force them to see themselves as sane people see them. Laugh them out of their imaginary world, but then, there’s probably laws against hurting someones feelings.
‘I wonder where I would have placed’… gold.