Knucklehead Row - Episode 9

The New York Times Rush to the Defence of ... Fruit Loops!

The New York Times, a former newspaper, tried to make President Trump’s new Health Tsar look silly yesterday, only to make complete fools of themselves.

Robert Kennedy Jr has vowed to crack down on the huge amount of chemicals being used in America food.

Make America Health Again, is his slogan.

Great! Who doesn’t want their fellow citizens to be healthy? The New York Times, apparently, who are these days defending … Fruit Loops!

Here’s the NYT’s paragraph that got my attention …

I can’t stop laughing.

The New York Times wrote that RFK was wrong for saying the product ingredients were different, even though the New York Times agreed, in the very next sentence, that the product ingredients were different.

Who wrote that?

And how did an editor read that and think, ‘That’s good to print!’

Journalism is hard. So I have taken the liberty, using my unparalleled skill, to rewrite the New York Times paragraph.

Here’s what I think they were trying to say …

“Trump’s health tsar is an idiot. Fruit loops don’t have more chemicals

“Just a little commercial dye.

“Oh, and a couple of chemicals or four that we can’t pronounce.

“But those chemicals are there for freshness.

You do want fresh fruit loops don’t you?”

Honestly, eating Fruit Loops is healthier for you than consuming The New York Times!

Get used rubbish like this.

Trump hasn’t even taken office yet, and already the left wing media are tying themselves in knots to discredit him and his team.

Don’t get angry. Just grab some popcorn and enjoy the endless frivolity journos who occupy Knucklehead Row will undoubtedly provide over the next four years.

(Note: I've no idea what chemicals are used to make popcorn. But again, it can’t be worse for you than consuming mainstream media without a sense of humour)