King Net Zero Risks Losing His Kingdom

King Charles is now officially in charge of saving the planet.

 No this is not satire.

 Buckingham Palace today confirmed, in their annual report, that the monarch’s job description had been amended to include providing leadership on “environmental sustainability”.

 Presumably with a sceptre in one hand and a reusable shopping bag in the other.

 The Palace report says the King will be …

“Taking action to protect climate and nature in everything we do and encouraging others to do the same.”

 This is the first time a British Royal has been responsible for saving the entire planet. 

Previously, they were only expected to save Prince Andrew from public appearances and legal depositions …