Karens, Beware the Kraken
Grab your mask and get another booster ... the Kraken is amongst us!
Grab your mask to wear over the mask you are already wearing.
No, not the cloth one, the N95 one.
Queue up for your 58th booster shot.
Hurry, pull the kids out of school.
Cancel all family gatherings. Unless you want to be responsible for grandma literally dying.
Shut down your small business. Clothe yourself with an abundance of caution and, for god sake, follow the science! The Kraken has reached Australia!!!
I’m not even kidding.
Channel 7 confirmed our worst fears yesterday, reporting that the latest, most bad-ass strain of the Chinese Flu since the last one that failed to trouble anyone is now moving amongst us …
“Another mutant strain of COVID-19 has hit Australian shores after tearing through the US and UK. It has been named the ‘Kraken’ and is believed to be the most transmissible yet.”
The Kraken is an enormous mythical sea monster and it’s “tearing through” the Western world right now in the form of Covid-19.
The media are warning muppets who got special experimental injections that are "safe and effective" to "stop the spread” that the Kraken is “the most transmissible yet”.
Everybody needs the brand new safe and effective continuous intravenously fed Covid 19 vaccine boosters NOW … or we are all doomed.
We can only pray that State Premiers provide us with a short, sharp, 7-day lockdown lasting 4 months.
On the other hand, we’ve been hearing this joke for 3 years now.
The Kraken?
Pffft.
It should be called the Karen, since Karens are the only ones still buying this fear porn.
Anyway, while Channel 7 hyperventilate about the Kraken, vaccine injuries and excess deaths go largely unreported.
Karens, Beware the Kraken
If they ever bring the PCR test CT rate down to 20 instead of the 45 they are currently using then I might take some notice of the number of cases as being real. Then again when the virus is so weak that you need a test to see if you have it or not makes it not worth the testing.
The PCR test is not just collecting DNA to sell to China, it is injecting the mRNA as well.
Anyone who knows this would never get tested.
I expect Dan to lockdown and mask up again for a couple of years, ban golf, lock up playgrounds and arrest old ladies in their homes for asking questions about his decisions.
The masks do not stop viruses, have Titanium oxide in them that are poisonous, increase humidity / acidity on our face and re-breathing of CO2, bacteria, fungi and toxins expelled from our lungs.
Wahoo! Apparently, it's now arrived in Noo Zild! So glad to have had the heads up from across the Tasman, can't tell you how much I appreciate the early warning. I'll now rumage around in the garage for those two despicable cloth nappies I stuffed in there a while back and pull them out to wear so I can show how brave I am in the face of the terrible new beast. Or not. As the advert for Tui Beer here says, ' Yeah Right!'