Joe Washington Drops Out

Let the games begin

Wait until they wake Joe Biden up and tell him that he’s no longer running for reelection!

I imagine the conversation will go something like this …

“Joe, you know that thing you’re doing? You’re not doing it now. Here’s an ice cream.”

Sleepy Joe happily accepts the cone.

Sorry, that was Hunter.

Sleep Joe happily accepts the ICE CREAM cone. I wonder how many scoops he was promised.

By the way, Joe Biden really did quit the presidential race on National Ice Cream Day. That’s not a joke.

But seriously, does he even know he has dropped out of the race? There was no address to the nation. not even a pre-recorded statement. The announcement wasn’t even made on offical White House letterhead. Hmmm.

Jill, no doubt, is furious. Her Vogue cover is due out in less than two weeks.

Will Vogue pull the cover?

Maybe they keep Jill but change the quote.

“They did not decide their future,” would work.

Or maybe go with: “George Clooney decided our future”.

Democrats are praising Joe Biden’s “selflessness” for dropping out of the presidential race.

If you didn’t know better, you’d think Apple Sauce for Brains was a modern day George Washington.

Washington refused to be made a king when everyone wanted him to be.

Biden ended his impressively long but otherwise completely pointless political career only belatedly and reluctantly after everyone urged him to drop out.

So you can see the parallels. If you stand on your head, I mean.

California Senator Laphonza Butler told CNN …

“I was deeply moved by such a selfless act. I just think there’s no greater example of selflessness and leadership.”

Former White House Communications Director Kate Bedingfield told CNN …

“As proud as I am that he made this decision which was incredibly selfless, it’s emotional.”

Senator Elizabeth Warren went on CNN saying …

“Joe Biden reminded us that true patriotism, true leadership is about putting the people of the US first and that’s what this President has done. I admire him.”

Give me a break.

Biden ended his candidacy, not with a bang but with a tweet, after one of the worst debate performances in US history.

With questions over his cognitive ability, polls against him, donor wallets closed and colleagues in open revolt, he had no choice.

NPR journalist Mara Liasson, who really shouldn’t do acid before going live on air, called Joe Biden “the George Washington of his party”.

And why not? The Democrats are the mob who turned George Floyd into a modern day saint, so why not turn The Big Guy into George Washington?

Biden and Washington are alike only in that they are both dead.

By the way, you have to love how all these accolades are coming from people whose fingerprints are all over the President's back!

Anthony Albanese was buying the Biden is an American hero line. Handsome Boy interrupted his holiday in Cairns to say …

“President Biden deserves today, I think, to be recognised for once again not putting himself forward first, but giving his first consideration to being what he believes is in the interests of the United States of America, as he has done his whole public life, and I pay tribute to him today.”

Moron.

Speaking of morons, the Democrats claim that this election is about defending democracy.

But they are the party that began the year by trying to force Trump off the ballot and have now forced their own nominee off the ballot.

Hilarious!

Speaking of hilarious. If you thought Biden was a poor communicator, Kamala is worse. And she doesn’t even have dementia!

Let the games begin.