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Jacinta Allan to the Rescue with More Interventionist Policies

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Jan 20, 2025
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Comrade Jacinta Allan of the People's Socialist Republic of Leftoria has solved all her state’s problems.

She announced today that Victoria’s 1500 petrol stations would be required to announce in advance each day’s fuel prices.

This will allow motorists to choose which fuel station to fill up at.

Problems of the world solved! Although, I won’t believe it’s real until I see Jacinta Allan in a hard hat and hi-viz vest standing out front of a petrol station with about five head nodders positioned behind her.

Now, I know what some of you are thinking. You’re thinking she’s saving pennies when she could be saving pounds …

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