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In Space No-One Can Hear You Sing

In Space No-One Can Hear You Sing

Katy Perry returns to earth but her head is still in the clouds

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Apr 16, 2025
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Katy Perry kissed space and she liked it.

But acting as a piece of cargo on a remotely controlled space flight does not make one an astronaut.

Katy Perry’s twitter feed today hailed her as …

A woman. A astronaut. A history maker.

There’s a mouthful of coffee I’ll never get back!

If Katy Perry is an astronaut then I’m a Boeing pilot after falling asleep in seat 24F on a flight to Melbourne earlier this month …

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